Ah yes yes y’all and we don’t stop. Looks like I’m just on here to post ridiculous fantasy sports competitions butt fuck it. March Madness bracket selection starts in 8 hours.
my balls on your face
Y’ll know the deal, winner gets a value meal of their choosing and a trophy ball dig? Heres how to join:
This can easily be translated as the following “Don’t spend money on ignant shit when your the brokest, no one’s hiring, and tall israeli’s at AIG are stacking bonus chips.”
Balling on a Budget.
Can also be translated as the struggle to maintain fresh in a fucked the fuck up economy.
Balling on a Budget.
Lastly can be translated as trying to maintain your grizzly (daily grind and/or course of work) while struggling to fill the fridge, while being the brokest.
Your boy Royal is doing all of the above. Being the brokest and trying to survive during a recession can be done (especially if you are from the future). It can be done by being wise at the grocery store. Now I originally went in because the recession’s got me losing and I’ve gone 2 days without putting on real deoderant. Now when I say ‘real deoderant’ what I’m saying is that your homebro Royal has the hyperactive sweat glands…i.e., looks like i’ve been swimming in shoulder height water after trecking cross campus when I don’t have the right antiperspirant on. Like I said I’ve gone for 2 days on the struggle, however (becasue of the recession) I resorted to hitting up TheGirlfriends deodorant before classes…
Aside: I learned something quickly. In desperation, no female antiperspiration product can tackle those made for the fellas. Thus the hoodie stays on.
Upon day 2 of the sans-deoderant quest, I returned to the LAB (home) and realized that I smell like a 15 year old after gym class and that my scent wasn’t pleasant. So I set off for the store.
Upon getting to the store, I realize that my fridge has as many groceries in it as Iraq has WMD’s so I decided it was time to re-up the food supply. Party people, let me tell you this…10/$10 might be the greatest deal ever. I am a 10/$10 bargin shopper.
Why?
Because everything is a dollar. Yes one dollar…like double cheeseburgers(not the McDouble) used to be. With us being in a recession and Jay-Z converting all of his dollars to Euro’s, it was time for change (no OBAMA). Party people, you’ve got to realize something, the name brand is dead in 2009. Name brand foods are so far gone (no DRAKE) right now. People stop paying for name brand food in 2009. I’m calling for a total boycott. Listen we are in a recession and the tall israeli’s at these huge food corporations are keeping their pockets the fullest by making us pay dumbass prices for food we gotta have. So I’m at the store and I set my sights on getting wheat bread 1 loaf. Price was usually around $2 and some change…I’m from the future and refuse to pay that much for bread. What do I do? Hit the deli and get free bread which they were going to throw away. Swindling = winning before closing time. I further my quest in favor of quenching my thirst. I know I said we must shy away from name brands in 2009, but you and I both that its impossible. With that said it had been a while since I got my VITAMIN WATER on.
Act like the 10/$10 sale wasn’t on….
Sale runs through May 3rd. I know what your thinking…it’s only $1, really like $1 and some change depending on where you live + deposit right? Wrong. Vitamin H2O sells as a FOOD item at this store and in this state. No deposit/ No return = winning…depending on logic. There is only 1 type of Vitamin water I effs with and thats XXX. 1) Because I love watching prOn 2)I love watcing prOn while replenishing nutrients 3)it has acai and pomegrante and them shits are delicious.
The hydration isn’t enough. Since you eff with Code2ave, you must realize that cereal is dope. Don’t take my word for it, lets ask the INTERNETS CELEBRITIES:
The iC’s stay winning. However since we are in a recession and the ecnomy is fucked the fuck up…boycott cereal name brands instead. Personally I fucks with Valutime…
I effs hard with Valutime cereal. Listen this cereal is made for the future. Since meth is the drug of the future, it fits that the characters on the cover look meth’d out. Remember the fruit striped gum zebra? well he was arrested for tax evasion as well as running an illegal prostitution ring. Upon recieving bail in 2005 he was hired by Valutime but never kicked that habit. ‘Tony’ the Tiger grew up on the SouthSide of Battle Creek, MI with his foster parents Steven and Marie. He left behind is little brother Quavon, upon moving to the suburbs and assimilating into white culture. Tony’s original name was Quinell, but his fosters realized that if they didn’t change his name, Quinell would never rise above a job that required a name tag. Thus Tony was born. Quavon remained in Battle Creek roaming the streets bouncing from foster care to foster care never really finding a home. This was until he was caught in a drug raid and sent to prison. Once Tony learned of this he did what he could to get Quavon back on track, and thus his appearance on Valutime cereal came to life.
Anytime a company spells it’s name improperly, you know they are going in hard.
Valutime cereal is recession proof. Shit is $1 a box party people. uno doleras (guap did I spell them shits right?) 227grams of cereal, with 9…YES 9 sources of vitamins and minerals. Between Valutime ceral and Vitamin water, Royal will stay healthy during the recession and continue to dance on skeezers at the bar.
Get your minds right in 2009 people. Start saving money under the mattress like your grandfather used to before he working at GM.
The Bloggers are going in HARD on this march madness.
We could have hosted a tournament for the code2ave heads but:
1. We having nothing to offer.
2. It’s better to run around and jump on everyone else’s ship.
3. If we did host, the winner would get the following: 1 swisher sweet, 1 Checkers/Rally’s cup, Armour All protectant whips, 1 box of envelops, Season 3 of Weeds, “In the shadow of the mexican revolution” (book) and a mason bell jar. In other words, everything that is on my desk.
Regardless, if yall heads out there are looking for some legit comp check out the following:
