Writing the Rubber Band Man pt. 1

I’ve decided to take an endeavour of my own and write T.I. in prison…

CLIFFORD J HARRIS
REGISTER NUMBER: 59458-019
FCI FORREST CITY LOW
FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
P.O. BOX 9000
FORREST CITY, AR 72336

I’m sitting here wondering whether or not I should write TI in prison. As ridiculous as it sounds, I somewhat want to. I guess I want to pick his brain and hear justification for his decision to arm himself like the Second Amendment was about to be ABOLISHED (no 1865 Emancipation Proclamation). The boy Royal dives deeper. I think his justification went like this:

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
Whats more hardbody? Ousting redcoats or keeping the white girl flowing on the streets?

Muskets and Cannon fodder ftw!

The availability of military grade weapons on the streets scares me. I would honestly like to know what the purpose of having these weapons was….to defend this?

The median income for a household in the city (East Point,GA where his home is located…) is $31,874, and the median income for a family is $36,099. Males have a median income of $27,114 versus $25,839 for females. The per capita income for the city is $15,175. About 17.2% of families and 20.7% of the population were below the poverty line, including 30.0% of those under age 18 and 13.6% of those age 65 or over. HARDBODY.

I guess I’m still left in the dark. I need to know why, why, why it was necessary to have that type of weaponry. The fuck? Were you about to liberate Haiti and fight the Dominican? In my eyes I need higher explanation of this, especially knowing that my future students will prA’li listen to what he has to say over what myself and the homie Jonny D will explain to these kids.

Dangerous Minds…(no Ice Cube)

-Royal

Sunday School Part 007

What up deucer heads? Its your boy Drama with another week of Sunday School.

Drop some quick shits for ya. T.I. is not getting the most jail time in the world for a ridiculous amount of gun charges which I guess is cool. I always love seein famous people not getting the fullest punishment for being involved in some shit, that way they will never learn and I will always stay entertained. Least he’s got the support of the old cats over at Breakfast at Sulimay’s.
Pharrell flipped out on some fans (No Akon). He can spaz when he wants to, I completely understand where he might have been comin from. He was just looking out for the people in front, didn’t want them to get stampeded on like it was a world cup qualifier… too soon?
Andre 3000 billion got arrested for speeding the most… must have been ready to go…. right now. Least he took the title of “Fastest Rapper Alive” from Twista.

Hot new ish from Chester French, big ups to my new love interest “girl in video”. Think she might be Willa Holland. If anyone can confirm, that would be awesome. Here’s She Loves Everybody

Lemme share something that you may not have heard of, kinda old but still great. The Strange Fruit Project is soooo slept on. The Healing is one of my favorite albums of all time. Peep the video. Wish they would have done a video for You (The Only Ones) or Special, still this is another great track from The Healing. Let me know what you think.

Some funny style shit right here… like literally LMFAO. Might be bumpin this in the car immediately.

Be on the lookout for all your boys from Code 2 Ave at Wale’s ‘Attention Deficit’ Tour in Chi-Town on April 22nd. Should be amazing. We’ll keep you updated with all the Wale news cause hey, we’re fans and not affraid to say it.

- Drama
(last week’s post)

Sunday School Part 004

Haven’t dropped this heavy since I smashed a grande meal at taco bell. Feelin generous, enjoy the week in hip-hop.

Like to start of by biggin up Biggie Smalls. Its been 12 years since he died, really puts things into perspective with the whole hip-hop game and life in general. There has never been a “greatest rapper” discussion without his name coming up in it. In my opinion, Biggie had the illest lyrics and flow EVER, but I could be Dead Wrong. He wasn’t always coming with the best content and I kinda feel like once he got into the more mainstream stuff he wasn’t coming with the same rawness he came with when he was a hungry kid slangin on the corner tryin to make a dollar. Regardless he had a multitude of hits, influenced countless other artists and was the undisputed king of New York for his short but illustrious career. RIP BIG.

Biggie was from the past and the future, even the fuhrer got at him.
frank WHITE POWER.

Stayin on the topic of Kings of New York, I came across this dope ass article about the Nas and Jay-Z beef over at Kevin Nottingham’s blog. Dude pretty much broke down the entirety of the beef, track by track. I’ve always felt that if anyone could take down Jay, it would have been Nas. When the beef was over I had mixed feelings, mostly because that’s when both Nas and Jay put out there worst albums but things started getting on the up and up and it was really an important moment in hip-hop. Big ups Kevin Nottingham, hip-hop head of 2008.

The Divine Liturgy

There is talk that Dr. Dre and Ice Cube will be collaborating soon. Not on an album but on “Straight Outta Compton” the N.W.A documentary. Not sure how I feel about it right now, I’m sure they’re going to make Easy E out to be a little bitch in it, hopefully Ice Cube doesn’t turn it into First Sunday. There has also been word that T.I. is ghostwriting tracks on Dre’s Detox album which is scheduled to be released never.

Chris Brown and Rihanna are gonna make a record together now, Polo the Don producing it… and I really didn’t want to get into Chris Brown today… pause. Anyway the whole situation is re-god-damn-diculous. Apparently the text from the women Chris had past relations with is his old ass manager chick Tina Davis. The entire week in day time television has been dedicated to preventing women’s violence and Oprah and Tyra and whoever else had been talkin bout it this week. I haven’t really taken a side on the whole situation, it would have been great if it didn’t happen, but we do need the Bobby and Whitney of the new millennium.

50 cent put out Rick Ross old girl sex tape. NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but damn sure watch it later. Brooke can get it, right on that RR.

Michael Jackson got like 30 shows in England, not really hip-hop news but Mike is back and he’s coming to get it… in the butt….

Just for kicks, Mr. Rogers breakin. B-Boys STAND UP

I’d like to leave ya’ll with some tracks. I love mash ups and blends, especially if they take a terrible song and put it over one I love. Instant classics:

Ted Smooth – Jumpin Out the Window Remix
DJ Meta 4 – Pop Champagne Remix

Need to figure out how to get audio embedded smh. Cap, get at me internet wiz kid

I Still need to cop that Dream and J. Holiday, is em good?

-Drama
(last weeks review)