So I had the craziest dream the other night after this skanky bitch I was tryin to smash walked out on my on the eve of Valentines day. Let’s see if I can arrange the shits as they occurred.
So for some reason I’m sitting at home watching an NBA game. It’s Sacramento vs who knows who. For some reason the Kings have Shaquelle O’Neil, Jawan Howard, Chris Webber and some other cats who have no business being on the team. Crazy thing was they were slaughterhousing (no Joe Budden) the other team.
the best line up
So I’m not sure how or why but I think this made me want to move to Sacramento and of course since I’m dope as fuck in my dreams as well as in real life, I had to go get laced up before I did anything else. So somehow Grand Rapids turned into New York or Chicago and all the buildings were tall as fuck and this dope boutique was on the corner of some street (might as well have been Code 2 Avenue at this point, I was trippin in my dream).
What up world? Welcome back to Sunday School, Drama’s weekly hip-hop review.
Remember how Suge Knight got his ass kicked like 5 weeks ago? Well homie got revenge it seems. His boys broke into Akon’s boy place and held him up for outstanding depts, and for that whole Suge Knight getting his shit pushed in incident. More ignorant shit, ya’ll know I stay with this.
Em, Fitti and Dre are workin on a video for Em’s next album, don’t know which song yet though. More from this in the future no doubt. Juelz Santana hates computers and the internets and gays. DEFINENTLY check that out and watch the video. Also Chris Brown is sad and Rihanna got some guns…. on her collar.
The homie El Capo told me bout this shit right here. Q-Tip X Kanye West X Consequence = dope freshness. Extremely happy that Q-Tip is doin his thang again; this song has that Vivrant Thing, Breathe and Stop, Find A Way, Don’t Forget Em, Heard Em Say feeling to me. Evokes all these emotions.
Flo Rida is still whack… wait that’s not news. What IS hot is that Slaughterhouse, its got the innanet goin nuts (no Paul Wall). Makes my dick hard for hip-hop again…. (||) no homo. Move On…
“I look at a lot of you cats and laugh, cause I’m the shit man and ya’ll ain’t even passin gas” – Joell Ortiz
“I’m on my grind, Benjamin huntin, was old since I was young call me Benjamin Button” – Joe Budden
“We the super crew, you couldn’t handle this shit if you was standin before us carrying the poop-a-scoop” – Royce Da 5’9”
“I deal with politics, bandanas and hollow tips, half you rappers followed as role models can swallow dick” – Crooked I
Other hot shit, The Kid Daytona’s new video. After I heard him on that DJ Benzi, know he was gonna come with some ill shit… or some Fly Shit…
Expect to hear this at that Code2Ave release party in May. Not sure what we’re releasing yet but that’s just minor details.
Shaq is still the shit. I just saw Lebron and em pre game before the Cavs and Mavs game, so glad Shaq decided to partake in this fuckery… I mean come on, its Shaq. I used to love the NBA
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As always fuck a blog we rob. Get that new Jim Jones
A day late and a dolla short… don’t know what that means. Anyway, sorry for my tardiness, the weekend was a little busy with me tryin to get females pregnant and studying for tests I failed. Anyway since most the shit I was gonna post has already been posted (damn heads on this blog) thought I’d post some good shit, followed by some bullshit, followed by some ill shit, followed by some hood shit. Youtube heavy post.
Pretty ill concept, like what they’ve done with it.
Now I bring to you (as Royal said it o so well) some negro nonsense
(Shout out to Ollie for letting us know about this fuckery)
During our Code2Ave lunch meeting today, we discussed how ridiculous this was and also when we would be doing this a Mojo’s. You can not look hard wearing skinny jeans and jerkin…. You can not look hard wearing skinny jeans and anything as a matter of fact. If someone in skinny jeans whooped my ass, kill me. Please revert back to the first Sunday School where we discussed terrible ideas in hip-hop. I will get on board with the fuckery that is jerkin but not the skinny jeans, sorry hipsters.
