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People of Walmart UNITE!!!!

The internets has a way of making a great idea spread like wild fire. I’m sure you all remember Twitter politics, FML.com, things Kanye do and pornography.

Now we all know Walmart has great deals but it has even better freaks of nature. Partake

Asian people make babies the mostest cause they don't wear pants

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Sunday School Part 016

Man, it’s been a minute since I hit you with the Sunday School and I apologize. The summer time just makes dudes lazy it seems like but I do promise to be hitting you guys with some exclusive shit from Rock the Bells and a Slum Village show that we hit up these last few weeks.

Our boy Treezen finally leaked a single we heard at the Wiz Khalifa show which you can download here. It’s called Infinity Beyond and I think it’s pretty ill; big ups to Treezen and Corey Berkowitz, definitely keep an eye out for this kid.

Speackin of Wiz, check out the new video okaaaay. I love when an actual good new artist raps over a beat from one of my favorite old artists so when Wiz spit over Pharcyde’s Runnin’ it became my favorite track on Flight School. I like Wassup just because Code 2 Ave loves fuckin with ignorant shit and we couldn’t stop talking in that fashion after that show… hop up in the caaaarr, put ya seat belt ooooon yeeeeaaaah… but I digress

My current favorite boy band:

The Slaughterhouse album is going to be the only album I buy with real money this year. Me and Bazooka Earl got to see them at Rock the Bells this past Saturday and it was like M.O.P. literally passed the torch to them as my favorite group on stage. If my hip-hop was a living being, it could have died that day and been happy… no homo. Be on the lookout for Woodstock Hip-Hop which will soon be my favorite song for a month.

Is it me or has Kanye put out a shit load of videos latly?
Street Lights
Spaceship
Paranoid

… I’d still hit Rihanna (no Chris Brown) 5 years probation? Sounds about right

That’s all for now suckas… well actually I need ya’ll help. I’m trying to rename this whole Sunday School shit cause I never really post on Sunday’s anymore and am tired of getting that church traffic and disappointing young mothers. What should I call it?

R.I.P. MJ

- Drama

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Sunday School Part 011

So since I spent most of Sunday (mother’s day) coolin with Royal, playin Fifa 09, eating pizza, reading comics and not doing anything productive, the review is a bit late. Not too worried about it.

Few things I wanna touch on, namely Cassie and Rihanna (see what I did there?). I’m sure everyone has seen Cassie and Rihanna nekkid pictures by now. Not gonna post those here cause we are a family friendly blog… for the most part, but I will post Chris Brown with panties on his head cause that’s just funny to me (Breezy also made an apperence in the peanuts recently).

Panties

My real question is who would you rather put the business to? Rihanna or Cassie? Right now I’m leanin towards Rihanna solely based on that booty. Didn’t know she was carrying like that. Completely not mad at her anymore for taking an hour to set up during the Glow in the Dark show me, El Capo and Royal went to last spring.

Gigady goooo

Gigady goooo

Last week in attempts to win some money or recognition for the Code2Ave from JumpOff.TV I attempted to guess how well Mike Jones album was gonna do. It sold 24,825 units in its first week… I thought it would do 32,000. My guess made as much sense as going to college for 6 or more years with aspirations of becoming a gym teacher. I admit me and Royal did love that shit back when we were freshman but we, just like the rest of the world, grew out of that terrible southern rap fad.

I also caught this last week I saw this Punisher digital comic featuring Eminem, it’s worth a look if you’re into hip-hop, comics and just all around fuckery.

Gully

Gully

There may finally be hip-hop (other then Beastie Boys) in those guitar and rock band genre games. The homie Medina sent me a link to this. That’s right, a turntable video game. If Kid Capri, Tony Touch, Mixmaster Mike, Jam Master Jay and Grandmaster Flash and all the other legends of the wheels of steel appear in this game, I would drop any amount of money on getting it. Check out what the controller might look like.

I want this

I want this

Also get all all of last week’s illest new mixtapes at the homie Kevin Nottingham’s site. Dude hooked it up.

If you have a shitty taste in music and live near Grand Rapids, be sure to check out Soulja Boy, Gucci Mane and the GS Boys at the Deltaplex this summer.

A list of things you will see there:
Fuckery
White people
Everyone who still live at the apartments I grew up at
Copious amounts of stanky leg
Thick yet oddly shaped ugly girls

A list of things you will not see there:
Me
Talent
Anyone with an IQ over 80
Respectable women

I leave you with a little bit about race, hip-hop and Asher Roth. I’ve never given a shit about what I’ve said, many would agree but some people need to know what is alright and what isn’t. Peep it.

A lot of times it’s difficult to figure out what is appropriate and what isn’t. I’ll just go ahead and let out the secret that no one knows yet, it’s never appropriate to refer to anything race based when talking to or about black people. Never ever have I seen an Indian dude get pissed off about being called Squanto as much as I have seen a random black dude get pissed off about me wearing a cotton shirt…. I keed, but for real, shit is crazy out there in the world. Race isn’t and never will be an issue to me… unless I’m trying to get a job and they see my name and can’t pronounce it then see me and think I’m going to blow the place up. But I don’t care what race my friends are; we’re all the human race and that’s what we need to realize(except for Turks of course). Just don’t say stupid shit unless you A) don’t give a fuck or B) don’t mind catching a beat down.

That brings me to the end of this weeks update. I Didn’t listen to anything I was going to listen to this last week. Blame my XBOX which unfortunately may be broken now… my life is in shambles, I know. Least you may be hearing more from me now. Be on the lookout for a few more writers providing a women’s perspective here pretty soon, we’ve got some things in the works here at Code 2 Avenue which I’m sure you will appreciate. Also, who is in for Rock the Bells in the Chi? Need to know soon cause I plan on spending that $100+ for a ticket sometime this week… inflation.

- Drama
(Last week)

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Pictures of Rhianna have hit the internets

The interns were all over this one.

Those guys over at TMZ.com have obtained pictures of Rhianna after Chris Brown decided to take a page out of Ike Turners book. Check them out here.

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Breezy did a number on her. Looks like he was goin after that forehead for the most part. God knows there’s enough of it. If you’re taking swings at her face you 3 out of 5 of those are gonna catch her in the forehead. It appears he caught her in the cheek and lip as well. Chris is going to have a hard time explaining this one.

Little bitch Chris was throwin bows like he was in the UFC.

Showed my boy Smokey this and you know what he said?

Hell yeah she did….

- Jonny D

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