Don’t call it a come back…

Thats right party people. It’s 2:23 am on a chilly February morning and your boy Jonny D can’t sleep so what does he do? Heads straight to the Avenue for a rebirth.

There’s been a lot of talk recently about what happened to the old Code 2 crew.  Some speculate that we hopped on oceanic 815 and are currently stranded on an island ( I’m updating from the swan).

Others say we were just addicted to the good times and fell into a terrible habit of constantly clubbing, staying out till 5 am, doing obnoxious amounts of coke with Lindsay Lohan and not blogging (not entirely false).

Finally, last, but not least is my favorite theory. We grew up.

Well not so much up as old. The code 2 crew has graduated college, some are getting married, others making moves

Royal moving in with his old lady...

and yours truly is trying to stay forever young living on food stamps and refusing to miss an episode of Jersey Shore.

Side note: Just realized i’ve been listening/watching  Live Doppler Radar for the last 10 minutes. Wtf?

moving on.

I think I’m going to try a twice a week update. Not sure what days so check back often. Might try to get the crew back together for a live blog of the oscars maybe with a guest appearance from UvT? We’ll see.

I’m just hear to let everyone know we haven’t forgot about our readers and the code 2 faithful.Much love to the proud leaders of team Us over at Us vs Them and the homies over at EatMeCalifornia for the encouraging words and support. As always check out the god father Dallas Penn and all the foolishness and hotties you need over at H8torade.

- Jonny “insomniac (not that dave attell BS)” Durango

The Murtaugh List #23: Flavored Vodka

So I was sitting at the TBC’s house watching a little television when I flipped to How I met Your Mother. It’s a typical sitcom about a bunch of 30 somethings and all their unrealistic lives. You know the formula.

This particular episode featured what they called “The Murtaugh list”. This list is basically shit you’re too old for. Named after detective Roger Murtaugh from the ever so popular Lethal Weapon movies.

 

Where are you Danny?

 

If you haven’t seen these movies kill yourself let me explain. Murtaugh is constantly saying “I’m too old for this shit.” Whenever him and his racist ass partner, Riggs (played by mel gibson) get into some kind of shinanigans.

So getting back to this list.

We’re Sorry

To our fans, Friends, and anyone who occasionally visited this site, we’re sorry for neglecting the blogosphere. We got a little busy over here at code 2 with graduating college, working and searching for jobs, trying to upgrade to version 2.0 of ourselves. Some of us succeeding and others “clicking remind me later”. I can’t speak for the rest of the staff but I personally am going to try to get back into this blog thing. I have a few ideas bouncing around and a lot of free time. Check back soon for some updates and more foolishness from the Code 2 crew.

- Jonny “Thug means not having to say sorry” Durango

Code 2 Bar Tending: The Durango

Over here at Code 2 Avenue we all have our own preferences when it comes to drinking. Drama can be caught sipping on that cranburry and voka, maybe some jager if he’s tryin to boogie. Royal enjoys a nice brew every now and again, responsibly of course because he used to be addicted to the good times and is now in recovery. Then there’s your boy Jonny D, I’m a gin man myself. Nothing like a nice G&T on a sunny afternoon.

Now It’s summertime and I’m here to introduce you to a new gin drink that is guaranteed to quench your thirst on those hot summer days. I present, The Durango…

Cooking With Code 2: Racial Harmony

I have a dream….. A dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its Food: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all foods are created equal.” (except Sonic, that shit sucks)

I have a Dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood and enjoy fried chicken as well as cheese pizza (or whatever white people eat)

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice where grape DRINK and grape JUICE flow equally and plentiful.

I have a dream today….

The champ is here.

Royal, you thought you won and Im’ma let you finish, but you whack therefore you disqualified.

1) Royal won the bracket challenge.

2) Royal won so hard he took 1st and 2nd.

3) Royal filled out 3 sheets. (therefore he’s a beeeeeetch)

It is what it is. Since there are no rules, regulations, or boundaries here at Code2Ave (and because we are still not men) let me take this opportunity to boast and brag about picking Duke and winning the challenge (after filling out 3 brackets). It has been 8 consecutive years that I’ve gone with the Blue Devils and if finally paid off. At this point in time I would like to encourage all the haters to keep hating. I’m sorry the Graduate Assistant at Butler couldn’t deliver you the win.

Click the link here and see how you did.

Top Finishers (thats what she said):

Royal’s Sheet of Integrity (based on ESPN’s Mike and Mike in the morning) – 1st place

McRoyalandfries – 2nd

No Fat Chicks (Drama) – 3rd aka 1st

Sean J Torres – 4th aka 2nd

UVTBrock – 5th aka 3rd (shoulda jumped off that Kansas train homie)

Now I’m going back to my cave to listen to Colin Cowherd while doing the John Wall dance:

Ready to take bets on the World Cup… (yeah, Drama will let you wear it)

Never blogging, but talking shit. Royal out.

- Drama just swagger jacked your post. Too bad I gotta go buy my own trophy again

and since your girl got last place, y’all prah’li need to take some nekid pictures for the blog

2nd Annual March Madness with Code 2 Avenue

Ah yes yes y’all and we don’t stop. Looks like I’m just on here to post ridiculous fantasy sports competitions butt fuck it. March Madness bracket selection starts in 8 hours.

my balls on your face

Y’ll know the deal, winner gets a value meal of their choosing and a trophy ball dig? Heres how to join:

Click here or copy & paste:
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/group?groupID=24264&entryID=300215
You can create an account from there also

No password or nothing, just let us know who you are so we know where to direct the shitalke

When do the games start?

- Dr. Drama the Bracketologist

Fantasy Playoff Football w/ Code2Ave… I Juan

Game over fools, I win the Code 2 Ave’s 2010 NFL Playoff Fantasy Football Championship as well as the Code 2 Ave’s 2010 NFL Playoff Fantasy Football Championship Nerf Trophy Ball.

El Capo & the Damp Airtrafficcontroller still need you to sign this beast

Final score:
1st – Bang Bang Bird Gang – 545 (Drama)
2st – The Jonny Durango Experience – 434 (Jonny D)
3rd – San Patricios – 431 (who the eff is this??)
4th – SHIIIVVAAAA – 425 (Danger)
5th – El Capitán’s Pickskis – 419 (El Capo)
6th – Brock Hardon – 312 (Brock from UVT)
7th – Slav’s Bangers – 285 (Slavco)
8th – fantasy league of extrodinary gentlemen – 244 (Royal)
9th – alegion – 157 (Asante)

So as you can tell Asante has dead out lost BUT since he didn’t participate in each round… the real loser is Royal. He will be wearing a dress & wig and blowing the rest of the team sometime soon… then we’ll all lose.

I know Jonny D is at home lookin like this

I know right, they dressed him up and took Jonny D's picture and put it into Microsoft word clipart

Catch y’all during March Madness, think Danger will win it 2 years in a row? I think not
- King Drama