You ever needed to cop some new furniture for your place? But some place seemed like the furniture was too white? Maybe it seemed too black? Well it’s a good thing there is the Red House Furniture, because they sell furniture for white people, and black people, they even sell stuff for mexicans! After seeing the commercial, I can’t believe my parents bought furniture from anywhere else.
- Guap
I love a good sports commercial. Anyone and everyone who has ever been part of a successful team knows you have to destroy yourself in order to get better. At times (like all the time) it sucks, but the reward is unlike any other. Partake
Also, the young GR Cosmos tied for 1st place in their indoor futbol league tonight, beat some undefeated high school team. The boy Drama scored 1 goal and got 3 big ass knots in my legs. Sacrifice = Success
Alright party people,
Your boy royal is an advocate of this show and swears its the funniest shit he’s seen on TV in 2009. Because of this, Royal @ Code2Ave is posting the season finale after the jump. Don’t worry even though its the finale it’s not like your missing anything or build up to it. Just watch these shits and get familiar:
part 1:
part 2:
part 3:
part 4:
“On the reg”
Fuck a blog, we rob.
Here’s the thing.
My roommate DANGER and I were speculating…If a wild ass movie from the 90′s was going to be remade it would have to be Demolition Man. However, I would also like this to be the debut of Kanye West’s acting career (now I know that this would NEVAR happen, but lets speculate and call it wishful thinking). We all know that Kanye is from the future becuase he puts on before anyone else, and maintains his swag. With that said, I think Kanye would prah’lee be even better then Westly Snipes as Simon Phoenix.
What’s Demolition Man though:
“The film is a story about two men, one an evil crime lord and the other a risk-taking police officer, who are cryogenically frozen in the year 1996 and reawakened to face each other in 2032, by which point Los Angeles, now called San Angeles, has become part of a planned city where violence has been outlawed. Some aspects of the film allude to Aldous Huxley’s dystopian novel, Brave New World.”(Act like that’s not stolen right from wikipedia. Streets.)
Anywho it goes down like this:
Sylvester Stallone: Sgt John Spartan –> Now played by Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock)
Sandra Bullock: Lenina Huxley–> Now played Scarlett Johansson (lovlies are out of control)
Last but not least…the show stopper…
Wesley Snipes: Simon Phoenix–> Kanye West.
Verus
Here’s even more for comparison:
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Seriously I bet Kanye would have the strongest role in this film. The Rock would just overact, Scarlett would be the eye candy and Ye Tiduh would just steal the show… as usual.
And I would use my stimulus check and get MICHAEL BAY to produce this shit (so you know the action would be out of control).
Wishful thinking.
-Royal
I don’t know if you cats out there are on LOST or not. I recommend that you get on it…if you want to lose a couple months of your life, or just have too much free time (fucking economy).
Spotted this over @ Digital Collage:
I was talking with Jonny D and ElCapitan and we have determined that if we ever see this fucker out on the streets…his presense warrents an automatic POPSMOKE (i.e., getting the fuck out of dodge). Really, the writers of that shit all deserve raises (yes even in this eff’d economy) due to the fact that after what? 4 years I still have no idea what is even happening on that show, but it’s straight crack (i.e., addicting; warrents habitual use).
On the island off the island, who the fuck knows?
-Royal
Party people,
Your boy Royal over here at Code2Ave is a hardcore/ avid TV watcher. You’ll often find myself and Jonny D talking lost on the twitters(new internets crack), as well as El Capitan sprinkling in here and there with heroes updates. Anywho I’m not sure if you have stepped your HBO game up or not. Regardless, let me tell you a little something about Eastbound and Down.
Hilarious.
Easy enough right? The shows premise is about a guy (Danny McBride, who you’ve seenas RED in Pinapple Express, ‘the cousin’ in Heartbreak Kid, as well as the demolitions expert in Tropic Thunder) who is a former MLB star pitcher. Shit hits the fan and his career takes a downward spiral of disaster after allegations arise about steroid and substance abuse (No A-Rod). So after his lackluster career in the MLB he returns to his hometown expecting a heroes welcome…but every percieves him as the lose he is…except e doesn’t think of himself as a loser, just a guy who fell off the wagon and is looking to get back on top…But first he needs to work…as a substitute physical education teacher.
Oh and its produced by the fools over at FUNNYORDIE so you know it’s good.
And that fool WILL FERRELL appears as well as Craig Robinson (yall just know him as Daryl from The Office though). Enough of my talking…Peep some footage:
You’re Fuckin Out. This show is fucking hilarious. 2 episodes in and I’m hooked on this fuckery. HBO 10:30 after The Flight of the Choncords. Check it out.
-Royal
