Category Archives: Shit on TV

Greatest Thing Possibly Ever

As I sit here writing on code 2 while experiencing a code 2, I discovered an amazing graphic while surfing the nets on my iPhone… Behold, the next great Ben and Jerry’s flavor:

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“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

I can only hope that this becomes a reality.

-El Capitán

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El Capitan’s Return….

I am officially announcing my return. The only way to do so effectively, is by using an animated GIF of the greatest moment in television history; Courtesy of Ron Swanson…

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VMA Breakdown.

So as usual the code 2 crew decided to break out the live blogging for the MTV Video Music Awards.

Since Royal is stuck in the recession, his ghetto foolishness has left him with 2 laptops but only one power cord. Needless to say his girlfriend needed it to do get some homework done so he was unable to attend. Drama was MIA and El Capitan never got back to me so it looked like I was riding solo (no Derulo).

Luckily Brock Hardon of Us Versus Them stepped in and added his commentary. The following is a breakdown of the live blog highlights and the VMAs. Enjoy.

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Ben Linus: Prison Counselor

Here is our friend Ben Linus in a video for training prison counselors circa 1992…

I don’t know about you, but I think the real Ben Linus would of handled this a little different, maybe a little disappearing act?!

-El Capitán

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How To Make It In America

I love Entourage… So when I found out that the creators of Entourage were making a new show called “How To Make It In America,” I was instantly interested…. It is described as…

How to Make It in America follows two enterprising Brooklyn twentysomethings as they hustle their way through New York City, determined to achieve the American Dream. Trying to make a name for themselves in New York’s competitive fashion scene, Ben Epstein (Brian Greenberg) and his friend and business partner Cam Calderon (Victor Rasuk) use their street knowledge and connections to bring their ambitions to fruition. With the help of Cam’s cousin Rene (Luis Guzman), who is trying to market his own high-energy drink, and their well-connected friend Domingo (“Kid Cudi”), the burgeoning entrepreneurs set out to make it big, encountering obstacles along the way that will require all their ingenuity to overcome.

I watched the episode this afternoon and I dig it… As with any first episode of a new series, it’s all about the character development. So the show will pick up for sure, and I def think it will have a long run… especially since Entourage is probably on it’s way out soon… Anyways, but don’t take my word for it, you can watch the first episode after the jump; or if you’re an HBO subscriber, you can watch it in HD on demand now… Continue reading

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3 Ninjas

Act like you don’t remember this shit.

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Pants on the ground.

….Today while teaching Physical Education….

Random6thgrader: Did you watch American Idol last night?

Royal: No, why?

Random6thgrader: You missed pants on the ground.

…Kid then runs away after a volleyball….

Being mad curious, I hit the internets only to discover:

Long story short…62 is too old for American Idol…After you retire from the military you will lose your mind.

-Royal

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The League

The League. Thursday Nights 10:30 on FX.

This is the funniest show you aren’t watching. Yes its all about approaching your 30′s, dealing with marriage and kids…but most importantly fantasy football:

Hilarious. You can find more clips HERE. What’s great about this show is that it totally shows the difference between how guys act around girlfriends and wives vs. around friends. I would have to say that the portrayal is disgustingly accurate. Watching this show is like looking 5 years into the future of the writers of Code2Ave. The way they pick the draft order is epic. Seriously watch the first episode and thank me later bitches.

-Royal

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