So as usual the code 2 crew decided to break out the live blogging for the MTV Video Music Awards.
Since Royal is stuck in the recession, his ghetto foolishness has left him with 2 laptops but only one power cord. Needless to say his girlfriend needed it to do get some homework done so he was unable to attend. Drama was MIA and El Capitan never got back to me so it looked like I was riding solo (no Derulo).
Luckily Brock Hardon of Us Versus Them stepped in and added his commentary. The following is a breakdown of the live blog highlights and the VMAs. Enjoy.
9:03 Jonny Durango:Rhianna is over here dressed like Marla Singer.
9:28 Jonny Durango: Kimmy K has beiber fever….I have Kardashian Clamidia…
9:42 Brock Hardon: Usher’s current standard for live performances is “fuckin turrible” so he can only do better.
9:53 Brock Hardon: I’m pretty sure Chelsea Handler must havebeen funny somewhere to get this job, but right now she just seems like someone’s moms who keeps coming to the basement when you are having a party to tell corny jokes.
10:09 Jonny Durango: Think Lil Mama was invited back?
10:11 Brock Hardon: Hail Naw. Lil Mama should never be invited anywhere again.
10:17 Jonny Durango: Had to hit Snooki up on them twitters
10:21 Jonny Durango: @Sn00ki if you’re back stage can you do me a favor and ask Chelsea Handler not to come back on anymore? Thanks.
10:28 Jonny Durango: My roommate comes in: Does Drake look like a black Vinny (jersey shore) to you?
10:33 Brock Hardon: My girl said “is he gay”(drake)? I was like, “nah, why”. She said, “he’s wearing a pinkie ring…that’s gay” Can’t argue with that logic.
10:39 Brock Hardon: That Converse commercial is the best thing they played all night
( It featured this video)
10:43 Brock Hardon: B.o.B. could do without the Hawaiian looking dude with the Elvis hair
10:44 Jonny Durango: Paramore chick ditched the skinnys and broke out the hooker boots.
10:45 Jonny Durango: sneakin suspicion that shes a fail tail. Covering up that dumper with a jacket
10:55 Brock Hardon: I’m sending Royal a wireless router
10:56 Jonny Durango: I call shenanigans cuz i swear he had one.
10:56 Brock Hardon: One internet cable is old school. I’m going to start sending email to his AOL account.
10:57 Brock Hardon: I mean jezus, is he connecting to the internet from 1999?
10:57 Jonny Durango: send him a 50 free hours cd-rom
11:06 Jonny Durango: Is that meat?
11:08 Brock Hardon: There is the famous Gaga tail piece…and she has a steak on her head. PETA is ready to fight right now.
11:09 Jonny Durango: ha your tv is like 2 min behind me
11:11 Brock Hardon: Kanye is about to have a nip slip…uhhhhh, yeah.
11:11 Jonny Durango: He’s got the deepest V ever
11:11 Brock Hardon: pause
11:11 Brock Hardon: haaaaaaaaa
11:12 Jonny Durango: ha…..V neck
11:14 Brock Hardon: Can’t he just do Power and call it a night. This cat is so f’n interpretational.
11:1 Jonny Durango: Things this year was missing: Nudity, Fuckery, Hova…